Do You have a H Van we can buy?.......

Well we've just got back from a  much needed retreat and chance to get some head space..........I so want to recommend it , but so want to keep it a secret too! I'm not sure if I can bare to let you into the secret of one of the most beautiful places in the UK and such an amazing bolt hole at a reasonable cost................a few clues then....... well if you like to get away from the madding crowds ,do you like beautiful beaches, maybe a spot of kite surfing ( OK you can watch in November!) want total  peace & quiet , like to see the dog smiling his head off  with tongue parted to one side while bounding in & out of the sea and over the beautiful dunes and soft golden sand,  maybe love the sound of the locals but can't understand a word they are saying ( probably for the best) fancy a fresh lobster? then just knock on the door  with the sign saying that he'd a fresh catch in?
So the reality check after writing plans & going over recipes & financial for the 30th time has hit home, as well as being home! one of the Rug rats wants a bl***y horse now, as much as I would love to surprise her and make her dream scome true, this new venture will sap not only all spare time & energy but every last sixpence too!  Maybe one day when Margo & Rita has made it to the dizzy heights of global domination and we'll look again in the money box.............
The job in hand right now is searching out a H Van , so far we've missed out on about 5, either pipped at the post, these little rust buckets are being snapped up by the Germans, the Australians, Yankiedoodles & even a Swedish dumpling maker got the last one we were just about to haggle on. The French have cottoned on that these Ugly Cheeky Ducklings with a little bit of love & affection can be very beautiful Swans & come in any colour you care to respray them!
So world if you have or know of a potential 'Rita' ( she needs to be a bit longer than the norm, LWB & in 'fairly' good condition)  I promise I will keep you in Burritos for a full festival weekend, love you forever & may just let you in on that secret bolt hole.
Answers on a postcard please..........................